SIMONY DIAMOND
- PIERRE WOODMAN
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Re: SIMONY DIAMOND
Tasos, once again this kind of joke as you did with the link and you're banned !
It's not the first time you're playing here, but be a bit more respecfull please !
PW
It's not the first time you're playing here, but be a bit more respecfull please !
PW
“Nobody is jealous of the losers, only the winners attract the jealousy and hatred of idiots. That explains who my enemies are...”
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
Re: SIMONY DIAMOND
Pierre,I asked about you.
She didn't knew who are you and didn't even remembered the casting
She didn't knew who are you and didn't even remembered the casting
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????????? I don't know what you mean !!! Better you explain it !
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“Nobody is jealous of the losers, only the winners attract the jealousy and hatred of idiots. That explains who my enemies are...”
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
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Who Needs A Porsche
There was a mouse and an elephant and they decided to go for a walk in the jungle together. So they set off walking and talking and were not really paying attention to where they were going, when all of a sudden the elephant fell in a hole.
"Oh My!" the elephant cried. "What will we do?...I can't climb out on my own".
"Don't worry" said the mouse. I'll just run back into town and get my Porsche and we will have you out of there in no time at all."
So the mouse ran back to town and got her porsche.
When she arrived back at the hole she backed the porsche up to the edge. The mouse then threw the elephant one end of a chain and secured the other end to her bumper.
"Here we go" the mouse yelled to the elephant as she put the Porsche in gear and pulled the elephant out of the hole.
"Thank you, thank you so much my friend!" said the elephant.
"My pleasure" said the mouse "Should we continue on our walk?"
The elephant agreed, but as he turned toward the mouse his trunk accidentally knocked her into the hole.
"Oh my goodness" the elephant wailed, "I'm so so sorry!...Oh, What are we going to do now. I'm too big to fit in your porsche!"
"Not a problem" the mouse responded "Just throw your dick down here" The elephant trusted the mouse so he threw his dick into the hole and the mouse climbed out on it.
Once she was out the elephant and mouse continued on their walk with no further mishaps.
And the moral of the story is... ?
"If you have a big enough dick you don't need a Porsche!"
There was a mouse and an elephant and they decided to go for a walk in the jungle together. So they set off walking and talking and were not really paying attention to where they were going, when all of a sudden the elephant fell in a hole.
"Oh My!" the elephant cried. "What will we do?...I can't climb out on my own".
"Don't worry" said the mouse. I'll just run back into town and get my Porsche and we will have you out of there in no time at all."
So the mouse ran back to town and got her porsche.
When she arrived back at the hole she backed the porsche up to the edge. The mouse then threw the elephant one end of a chain and secured the other end to her bumper.
"Here we go" the mouse yelled to the elephant as she put the Porsche in gear and pulled the elephant out of the hole.
"Thank you, thank you so much my friend!" said the elephant.
"My pleasure" said the mouse "Should we continue on our walk?"
The elephant agreed, but as he turned toward the mouse his trunk accidentally knocked her into the hole.
"Oh my goodness" the elephant wailed, "I'm so so sorry!...Oh, What are we going to do now. I'm too big to fit in your porsche!"
"Not a problem" the mouse responded "Just throw your dick down here" The elephant trusted the mouse so he threw his dick into the hole and the mouse climbed out on it.
Once she was out the elephant and mouse continued on their walk with no further mishaps.
And the moral of the story is... ?
"If you have a big enough dick you don't need a Porsche!"
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And a Ferrari ???
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“Nobody is jealous of the losers, only the winners attract the jealousy and hatred of idiots. That explains who my enemies are...”
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
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I see, hope you enjoyed with her !!!
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“Nobody is jealous of the losers, only the winners attract the jealousy and hatred of idiots. That explains who my enemies are...”
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!